A new review from The Movie Snob.
The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (C-). Oops! Somehow I forgot to write a review of the original The Princess Diaries, which I saw a while back. Or maybe I didn’t watch the whole thing, so I didn’t feel qualified to write a review? Anyway, the details of that film have largely escaped me, but my hazy impression of it is that it was fine. As I recall, the idea was that a frumpy American high-school student named Mia (Anne Hathaway, Interstellar) suddenly learns that she is a princess of a tiny European country called Genovia when her grandmother, the queen, pops by for a visit. (Mia’s father died when she was young, I think, and her mother somehow never mentioned to Mia that her dad was a prince.) The queen, played regally by Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins), has her work cut out for her turning Mia into a suitable heir to the throne. In this sequel, which I did see through to the end, five years have passed, and Mia has spent them going to college in America. Genovian law says Mia is supposed to replace her grandmother as queen when Mia turns 21, so after graduating (early?) from college, Mia heads off to Genovia. But wait! There’s an archaic Genovian law that says a woman must be married in order to take the throne! So Mia dutifully submits to an arranged marriage to a bland British prince, and the royal wedding is hastily scheduled. Meanwhile, a scheming viscount plots to prevent the marriage, which would put his nephew Nicholas (Chris Pine, Z for Zachariah) on the throne instead of our beloved Mia. But could Nick himself be Mia’s true soulmate? It’s a harmless enough movie, and it’s fun to see a very young Abigail Breslin (Zombieland) in a bit role, not to mention Stan Lee (Black Panther) in a cameo. But at 1 hour and 53 minutes, it did feel a little long.