DVD review from The Movie Snob
Mystery Science Theater 3000: Volume XVII
The Crawling Eye. (B-) This box set starts with the very first scripted episode of MST3K ever. Despite being from the first season (obviously), this is decent episode. Mountain climbers are mysteriously dying and disappearing near a little Swiss village, and a mysterious radioactive cloud may be concealing the cause. A girl named Ann Pilgrim (Janet Munro, Darby O’Gill and the Little People), who’s kind of cute except for seeming to have too many teeth (Crow remarks that she could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence), has a weird psychic link to the aliens behind this strange phenomenon. As a bonus feature, this disc contains a short interview with Joel Hodgson about the making of The Crawling Eye.
The Beatniks. (B+) According to the original trailer, this 1959 release promised to explore the mysterious wave of rebellion and mutiny sweeping across America’s youth. In fact, there is hardly a beatnik in sight; just a gang of punks who apparently rob the same convenience store over and over. One of them improbably gets “discovered” for his singing talent, but his shot at stardom is threatened by the sociopathic tendencies of one of the other gang members. Entertaining episode, with an equally funny short clip from an old General Hospital to kick things off.
The Final Sacrifice. (A) This is a true MST3K classic. A scrawny little teenager named Troy (Christian Malcolm, Hanna) is going through his deceased father’s old stuff when he is suddenly attacked by a horde of doughy, black-masked assassins. He escapes with a rather vague map drawn by his father, and he falls in with a drunken drifter with the totally awesome name of Zap Rowsdower (Bruce J. Mitchell, TV’s The Ray Bradbury Theater). Seems there’s a murderous cult out there that really wants to get its hands on Troy’s dad’s old map. The film is Canadian, which gives Mike, Crow, and Servo all the more fodder for their riffing. This one is not to be missed.
Blood Waters of Dr. Z. (B). In this terrible monster movie, a former Nazi scientist (now transplanted to Florida) comes up with a chemical formula that turns him into a monster that looks more or less like the Creature from the Black Lagoon. He plans to use other diabolical chemicals to turn fish into an aquatic army, although that part of the plan never really seems to go anywhere. At the same time, he plans to turn his formula to turn a human woman into a suitably scaly mate for himself. Meanwhile, a redneck sheriff and some hapless young scientist-type people try to figure out who or what is behind the terrible killing spree. Pretty amusing episode.