A new review from The Movie Snob
Mystery Science Theater 3000: Volume XX. This boxed set of episodes came out in March 2011 and features four episodes from the Joel Hodgson years of the show. It’s a decent collection but doesn’t have any episodes that stand out as particularly awesome.
Project Moonbase (C+). The episode from MST‘s first season kicks off with two more episodes from the terrible TV series Commando Cody & The Radar Men From the Moon. Maybe they’re just wearing me down, but I thought these episodes were fairly entertaining. The main event is a terrible 1953 sci-fi movie about an American space mission to orbit the moon and a foreign spy/saboteur who manages to con his way on board. There are a couple of astonishing things about this movie. First, sci-fi legend Robert Heinlein (author, Starship Troopers) has a writing credit (although I understand that he detached himself from the project long before it was finished). Second, the good old-fashioned sexism of the day is truly mind-boggling, as the mission is placed under the command of a woman (Colonel Briteis, pronounced “Bright Eyes”) who leans on her male second-in-command to do pretty much everything of consequence during the mission. The pre-launch scene in which a general threatens to give her a spanking is particularly priceless.
Master Ninja I and Master Ninja II (B-). These two episodes are cobbled together from a short-lived 1984 TV show called The Master, which starred Lee Van Cleef (The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly) as an aging master ninja who roams about America looking for the daughter he apparently never knew he had. He teams up with the often-incomprehensible Timothy Van Patten (TV’s The White Shadow), who’s the half-brother of the beloved Dick Van Patten (TV’s Eight is Enough). I’m not clear on whether the TV eps were ever actually released as movies too, but here the MST gang simply stuck two episodes together for each “movie” they rip apart. Demi Moore (Ghost) and Crystal Bernard (TV’s Wings) are among the guest stars who were unlucky enough to have to pretend to fall for the unappealing Van Patten. Decently entertaining episodes.
The Magic Voyage of Sinbad (B). Schlockmeister Roger Corman (producer, Dinocroc) bought the rights to this 1953 Soviet movie and dubbed it into English for the least Arabian Sinbad the world has ever seen. This is the most entertaining episode of the four, with lots of good riffing on our square-jawed hero’s outlandish quests to bring riches to the poor people of Copasand, to find the fabled Bluebird of Happiness, and finally to escape from the undersea kingdom of the henpecked King Neptune. According to an interview with MST cast member Trace Beaulieu, this is one of the most popular MST episodes ever, and it really is pretty good.