From the desk of The Movie Snob.
Mystery Science Theater 3000: Volume XXXIII.
Daddy-O (B). This episode starts with a lackluster short called “Alphabet Antics,” but the main event is pretty funny. Our hero, who goes by “Daddy-O,” is a young (?) fellow who sings pre-rock-and-roll-style tunes in night clubs and who loses his driver’s license after losing a street race to a sassy bleached-blond gal. Things turn serious (?) after Daddy-O’s best friend dies in a suspicious car crash, and our hero gets mixed up with some drug runners while trying to play detective. Surely the most remarkable thing about this low-budget dud is the fact that it is the first movie scored by composer John Williams of Star Wars fame. Extras include a competent short feature about the company that made Daddy-O and the opening and closing host segments when the episode aired on “The Mystery Science Theater Hour.”
Earth vs. the Spider (C+). This episode starts with a better-than-average short called “Speech: Using Your Voice,” in which some old geezer lectures us about improving the way we speak. Funny riffing—and probably not entirely bad advice to boot! The main event is a 1958 creature feature in which a giant tarantula terrorizes a small town. It’s not bad, but it’s not particularly hilarious either. The making-of bonus feature isn’t bad. Interestingly, the director actually got permission to shoot the movie in Carlsbad Caverns, but they wouldn’t let him bring any extra lighting inside, so he had to shoot some footage of the Caverns and then somehow paste his actors into the scenes.
Teen-Age Crime Wave (C). This is a so-so episode featuring a 1955 film about juvenile delinquency—not that the “teens” involved in this crime spree look particularly young or anything. Anyhoo, a good girl gets mixed up with trigger-happy hoodlum Mike and his moll Terry, and most of the movie is the three of them hiding out in a farmhouse trying to avoid a police dragnet after Mike shoots a police officer. I actually got sort of curious about how the movie would turn out, which doesn’t often happen with MST3K! Also, the actress who plays Terry (Molly McCart, A Kiss Before Dying) is kind of cute. The disc is packed with three extras: the movie’s original trailer, a short documentary about producer Sam Katzman (who has 239 producer credits on imdb.com!) that was pretty interesting, and a short interview with the movie’s star, Tommy Cook (The Vicious Years), that really wasn’t all that interesting.
Agent for h.a.r.m. (C). So, I gather that this was made as a pilot for a hoped-for TV series about spies. And then when it didn’t pan out, Universal bought it and released in 1966 as a movie, hoping to ride the wave of James Bond’s popularity. Well, no such luck, I guess. The movie is terrible, and the riffing is only so-so. The female lead, Barbara Bouchet (Casino Royale (1967)), is a bright spot as the beautiful femme fatale. Here’s something funny—I watched the whole movie thinking that the actor playing the James Bond wannabe had appeared as a guest star in the original Star Trek episode “Assignment: Earth.” But when I researched it on the internet, I learned that the “Assignment: Earth” guy was someone else—but Barbara Bouchet guest-starred in the original Star Trek episode “By Any Other Name.” How about that? The only extra on the disc is a short interview with male lead Peter Mark Richman—who did appear once as a guest star on Star Trek: The Next Generation. So I wasn’t entirely off base!