AVP: Aliens vs. Predator – Requiem

Movie review from Nick at Nite

AVP: Aliens vs. Predator – Requiem

I can’t remember which Alien movie had it as part of its marketing campaign, but we were once told “in space, no one can hear you scream.” Sadly, I now know that no one can hear you scream in the dollar movie theater when you are sitting through this trash. Incidentally, it could be that no one can hear the scream because they would have to hear the scream over the six teenagers talking behind you or the roving toddlers that a pair of stark, raving mad parents brought to this film. Seriously, little Aliens jump out of people chests. Should a three year old see such a thing? In any event this movie was terrible. I keep getting suckered into these Alien films because the first two films, Alien and Aliens, are among the best horror/science fiction films ever made. I probably just need to get over it and move on. Predator was not a good movie. Predator Two was a terrible movie. Combining the “losing it” Alien franchise with the “never had it” Predator franchise was just not a good idea. I felt so cheated out of a dollar. Oh, well. You ask what is the movie about? Look at the title. It is Alien fighting Predator for the second time. Let’s hope it is the last time. I give it an “F.”

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One comment on “AVP: Aliens vs. Predator – Requiem

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